Plokta has always prided itself on being at the cutting edge of fannish developments. Thus we are thrilled to be the world's first fanzine to offer an affinity card -- the PLOKTACARDTM. After all, Trekkies have had one for years. And, as a reader of Plokta, we know that you are a person of taste and discernment. Well, either that or you're about to be featured in the Great Plokta Mailing List Cull.
The PLOKTACARDTM offers a range of benefits which we consider to be unparalleled. As a cardholder, all of the following facilities would be available to you.
Sadly, due to tedious legal difficulties, you cannot actually use your PLOKTACARDTM to buy anything or to get any form of credit. But we think this pales into insignificance when compared with the other merits of the card.
A RANGE OF UNIQUE DESIGNS!
Yes, when you apply for the PLOKTACARDTM, you can choose from this range of tasteful card designs produced for our exclusive use by Sue 'No More Sodding Moose' Mason.
|l. Emperor penguins basking on an Antarctic Idyll||2. The Enchanted Duplicator||3. Clangers, including the Soup Dragon.|
|4. A chipmunk in cyberwear.||5. A moose wearing a nun's habit skipping over the Austrian Tyrol. With edelweiss.|
Of course, we can't make these unprecedented benefits available to just anyone. Like any self-respecting affinity card, we operate a credit scoring system. In our case, it's street-credit scoring. Please fill in the following questionnaire which has been designed using the latest interactive customer focused psychological techniques.
-- Mike Scott
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