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Death of Apparatchik Mourned, by Victor M Plokta.
Dave Bell is a Wurzel?.
Worldcon in a Village Hall -- Cabal Resigns, by Mike Scott.
My Electronic Doormat, by Alison Scott.
Would You Like Fries With That?, by Steve Davies.
Camcon Report, by Alison Scott.
Who Can Deny They'd Be Better Off Dead?, by Steve Davies.
Lokta Plokta, by our correspondents.
Blatant Private Eye Ripoff.
Ideal Homes Supplement, by Sue Mason.
The P-Files Episode 1, written by the Cabal, drawn by Sue Mason.
The P-Files Episode 2, written by the Cabal, drawn by Sue Mason.
Fanzine Countdown, Spoof Edition, by the PloktaCabal.
This is the eighty first issue of a tri-weekly
fanzine, edited and published by
Andy Hooper, carl juarez and Victor
Gonzalez (RIP) the Plokta cabal. Ploktak is available for the usual,
but trades must be sent to all seven editors and the cat.
Alternatively, this could actually be Vol.2 No.4 of the incoherent and
occasional fanzine Plokta issuing forth from
Steve Davies and
Alison Scott, available for LoC,
trade, contribution, editorial whim or the liver of Paul Kincaid.
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for Dr Plokta should be placed in containers of medium-level radioactive waste
to be deposited in the Marianas trench, and at email@example.com.
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